Going Going Gone

All the Samurai's I know buy there swords on the shopping channel. Thats where they find the strength and quality that you need you need when your going head to head with some Ronin who's called you out.
So they break when you lightly tap it on a wooden desk. What do you expect for $44.
Hero of the clip is 'wasted guy' trying to stand in/up and save the day.